Alright.. Before you start contemplating
that this post is some nerdy breakthrough rendition of an otherwise lame
concept of physics.. Well, its not! (Yeah too bad you quantum freaks!) This is
about my simply immutable but futile battle with weightloss! Sigh.. I cant seem
to recollect since when this has been going on, I guess from the time my baby
fat clung on to me even after I was done being a baby! After maybe gazillions
of periodic attempts to shed flab throughout my life, thanks to some bullying
and constant chiding at my workplace, once again, I decided to face that childhood
monster of mine. So then, started the dreadful ‘detox weekend!’ (read how to
ruin a weekend) which included ‘water and fruits fest’ and ‘roughage tour’. All
in all it formed a good start, this was followed by mild ‘Trot time’ and ‘Toss the junk’ period where I was to bid adieu
to my beloved cheese, mayo, confectionery and other similar niceties of life.
This went on for about 20 days and thankfully I was able to shed a considerable
few pounds (don’t ask me how much, I believe little drops make an ocean!)
anyways I was elated at my progress (as usual) until the dreaded festive season
dawned upon me. Just one, one freaking day of a tad too much food and sweets (I
just couldn't help myself) and zing! The lost pounds came right back at me! It
was almost like science played a cruel joke on me.. twenty whole days of effort gone in just a day! I looked helplessly anguished at my mother after stepping off from
the weighing scale (which I jumped on, in anger) she muttered something about
calorie balance which I didn't bother to hear. All I could do after this was, blame
some random mysterious power that defied laws of mass and time balance for my
epic failure. Hence, presently I have given up, as usual.. Although I am positively
sure this saga will start again. Until then, I shall rejoice my munchies.. *om
nom nom nom*!
come on..you're no Donna Simpson..you're cute the way you are..don't let those dumb ppl bully you.. :)
ReplyDeletebut it did give you something to write on..:D
hehe ur sweet! although u get some sadistic pleasure in teasing me too!! hmpf!!
Deletelmao :D who knows your weighing machine must have been screwed n the needle is still showing less than 100 only :P Through physics many scientists have invented new machines but they do not guarantee its working condition all the time :P so you must get it calibrated :)
ReplyDeletehuh? I agree I'm fat.. super fat.. but u my 'so called mom' are ugly and dumb.. atleast I can diet :P
Deletekids resemble parents :P if parents are good looking then their kids will look super cute :) and if parents are ugly then there kids are super ugly :P lol :D
Deleteu r my fake mom!! and right I disown u :P!! for being super dumb !!
Deletesome one bullying the princess of cuteness ! impossible they must be given a life sentence !! :) :P (but seriously life sentence is not enough)
ReplyDeletecoming to the point !! people who are thin dose not mean they are healthy !!
what is healthy ?
healthy mean the ability of a person to undertake his /her daily chores or duties with easy and having the ability to repeat it for the upcoming days
if u feel tired without sweating ( thats a sign of being un healthy )having a ach or a pain ( parts of the body being stressed due to no proper built muscles or under build of muscles again signs of being unhealthy )
this can be overcome by having proteins and vitamins ( which help in quick realizing the stored energy in the body )these micro nutrients play a huge role if fat burning without much physical training they are the catalyst which helps u stay fresh 24/7
do u remember the PT exerciser which we did !! the stretching and stuff !! just 30 min will he enough the blood flow will increase and the lost energy in the body will be replenished which will ultimately lead to reduction fat .
healthy is what u should aim for to have a long and happy life !!
keep smiling !!